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File this one under you live as a Goat, you shall die as a Goat

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And so it is with Goatherder original Deonne DuBarry:

Now I’ll give you this Deonne, you got more sack than most of our subjects coming on here to tell your side of things. But your history in the public record really smells and your prior associations stink even worse. And if you take pride in that I’m more than happy to let our readers judge my journalism without further comment.

But we know Ms DuBarry best for her associations with Charles Leary in Condalary v Campbell.

This is what Deonne has to say about herself.

Deonne Du Barry
A HARD HITTING HITTING ATTORNEY, THAT CARES DEEPLY ABOUT HER CLIENTS AND BEST OF ALL, SHE WINS!

Caveat emptor as this is what Sheriff Noodles said about Ms DuBarry in December:

Deonne Dubarry, W/F 68, felony theft L-15922-12

Written by Doug Handshoe

February 12, 2013 at 6:34 am

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  1. To bad they don’t publish mug shots in your neck of the woods. The most fun are the shots we get of our Governors and such.

    russell1200

    February 12, 2013 at 10:50 am

  2. You have the best researching skills Doug.

    Can you imagine Charles Leary questioned by Matlock?

    What is your name for the court record, sir?

    Dr. Charles Leary

    Thank you Dr. Leary, are you a medical practitioner?

    No

    So your title of ‘Dr’?…

    I am a scholar in Chinese History

    Thank you, are you employed as an academic, Dr. Leary?

    Not at the present time.

    What do you do presently Dr. Leary?

    I am the manager/proprietor of Trout Point Lodge.

    I see here that you also refer to yourself as the “Chef/Proprietor”, is that correct?

    Yes

    Do you have any culinary school training, Dr. Leary?

    No

    Did you apprentice in a commercial kitchen under a chef?

    No, but in the province of Nova Scotia that is not a legal requirement. There is no licensing requirement to use the job title Chef.

    Yes, Dr. Leary, I am aware of this, but to be hired on as chef in a resort facility like yours the province requires a cooks trade certificate, so it is more of an ethical duty on your part not to claim ownership to a job title you haven’t earned.

    Objection, move to strike.

    Dr. Leary,what does the province of Nova Scotia require of you to cook for the public?

    There is requirement to have a person on site who has a valid food handler certificate.

    And who is eligible to obtain this certificate?

    To my knowledge, it is available to anyone in the public.

    So what you are saying then Dr. Leary is that as long as somebody in the kitchen has this food certificate on hand washing and food hygeine, and it could even be yourself, you are a chef?

    Trout Point Lodge is a highly rated 5-star property, blah, blah, blah

    Dr. Leary, do you know Susie Brown, Kenny White and Billy Jones?

    I don’t recall those names.

    These are guests at your Trout Point Lodge sir, and they all have tried to register complaints about your cooking school on Trip Advisor. Are you aware of this?

    I am aware that fake reviews are posted to Trip Advisor all the time which is why my partners and I have a privacy waiver for our guests to sign, this protects their privacy from intrusive cellphone cameras and other technologies and protects us from fake reviews posted.

    Thank you Dr. Leary, so essentially you created a legal mechanism to sue your guests so they can’t complain about your cooking.

    Objection, move to strike.

    Mr. Matlock if you continue with this line of questioning..

    I am sorry your honor, I am just having difficulty understanding why this man calls himself a doctor when he is not, and a chef, when he is not and wants ability to threaten lawsuits on his guests in the name of protecting their privacy.

    Move it along Matlock…

    Dr. Leary, I don’t think it is any of this court’s business what you do in the bedroom, and yet we are here because you feel my client hates gays, correct?

    Yes, Douglas Handshoe is a vile homophobe.

    And you saw evidence of this where, Dr. Leary?

    On his Slabbed blog!! It is vile, I tell you, just vile.

    Dr. Leary, I do see that you monitored his blog in April 2011, was he publishing a lot of homophobic words against you then?

    Yes, it was horrible, the members of the Slabbed Nation were posting parodies from Broke Back Mountain, which deals with a married man struggling with his homosexuality.

    Do you think Douglas Handshoe, whom is a married man, is struggling with his sexuality?

    I am sure of it!!!!!!!!!!

    Dr. Leary, are you any relation to an internet user named Randall Cajun?

    Relation? No.

    Do you know this Randall Cajun?

    How can I know an anonymous internet user?

    I thought that was his real name. Is it an anonymous name, Dr. Leary?

    Move to strike, leading the witness..

    Could we um take a short recess, I have to apply my medication.

    Incroyable

    February 12, 2013 at 2:23 pm


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