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About the fools stupid enough to hire a lawyer because he does commercials with a band singing his name……

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If you want to losee’
hire a lawyer off the Tee Vee……

“Call 888-elevate….”

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Written by sop81_1

November 14, 2011 at 8:44 am

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  1. Great way to kick off the week. I can never get over an ambulance-chasing, high-volume, settlement lawyer paying various, local musicians to start his jingle with: “He’s a man of integrity, and he want to be your attorney.” Oh Chip, how many large jury verdicts have you obtained for your clients? And then there was that little Porteous matter.

    http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2010/01/two_lawyers_who_paid_judge_tho.html

    Sock Puppet

    November 14, 2011 at 8:58 am

  2. Morris Bart, Chip Forstall, Ed Womac……quick, Mapquest the directions to the courthouse for them.

    imaangry

    November 14, 2011 at 9:01 am

  3. Sock, that little Porteous matter was not so little as we found out … apparently Rhonda Danos, Porteous’ secretary emulated Lori Marcotte, by going into the travel business on the side … that way good buddies of Porteous could get cash to Porteous … lawyers like Chip Forstall would buy plane tickets cash and not use them … Rhonda would cash them in … and voila ! … the alchoholic, whoremongering, gambling judge had some party money. Plattsmier punts again.

    Oh … yea … I almost forgot imaangry … hopefully, if or when you get run over by an ‘18 Wheeler’ your phone will not have been smashed so you can call Michael Hingle before grabbing that insurer’s check with that crushed hand and broken arm while your laid out unconscious on the interstate highway …

    whitmergate

    November 15, 2011 at 12:32 am

  4. HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!…..CLASSIC!
    Best part is disclaimer about singer’s being PAID!
    HAHAHA!

    ~ Chip FORSTALL & Gibby ANDRY
    should glue their bald heads together
    & make an ASS ~

    Patricia

    November 15, 2011 at 7:45 pm

  5. Patricia:

    You forgot to credit the King (see video at 1:11).

    Sock Puppet

    November 15, 2011 at 8:06 pm

  6. HAHAHAHAH!…
    Rodney is the KING for sure!
    He says he probably drinks too much.
    The last time he gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it.
    Rodney’s mother didn’t breast-feed him. She said she only liked him as a friend.

    Patricia

    November 16, 2011 at 1:08 pm


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